Critical acclaim for the new Fazed Withdrawal collection!!
“Sometimes I can’t even tell it’s you!”
“You seem to keep doing this no matter what.”
“Why isn’t this collection by ‘Random Handful’ like the other ones?”
[editor: If they’re all by Random Handful, then it’s not random, is it?]
“You seem to adhere to the ‘Dig-A-Hole-And-See-If-You-Hit-Paydirt’ school of songwriting.”
“Disk space is a blunt object.”
“If Trapper was French, these songs would be German.”
“Mere frivolity in an by itself is not necessarily heretical.”
“Remind me again. What’s the purpose of all this?”